“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
Fiyero grinding on men all throughout Dancing through life was in my wish list
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normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy
guy who changes his name from robert to tom
that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him
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u heard him ladies
so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
“We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”
how about you go fuck yourself
















